car



apple crisp or pumpkin pie?

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FREEZE!!! INTERPOL!!!!

apple crisp


turkey:
white meat or drum stick?

white meat

stuffing or potatoes

tough choice - but
potatoes with gravy oozing out every pore


Cranberry sauce that's just jelly or with the whole cranberries in it?

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FREEZE!!! INTERPOL!!!!

jelly



Corn bread or Dinner rolls?

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"Dodge this!"

dinner rolls if they are homemade.....



sweet potatoes or yams

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FREEZE!!! INTERPOL!!!!

neither but....sweet potatoes


turkey or chicken

Carving pumpkins or dressing up in a costume and handing out candy to the trick-or-treaters?

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"Dodge this!"

bah humbug



mosquitos or gnats?

gnats



house flies or horse flies

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FREEZE!!! INTERPOL!!!!

horse flies (as long as they stay around the horses...)



oranges or tangerines?

tangerines


Yankees or that "other team"

Neither

Pretzels or Popcorn

popcorn



Mr. Clean or Pine Sol?

Mr Clean

Tide or Cheer Laundry Soap

Tide


Alleghany or Rulzie



I'll cure what ails ya!
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Otheg.

Winking with the left or right eye?

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"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."
--Dave Barry

left

Oatmeal: cooked with milk or water



I'll cure what ails ya!
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milk

white american or yellow american

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I have no problems being Derek Jeter's trophy wife!
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just American


Swatting a killer bee with your left hand or right hand?

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"Dodge this!"